idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

turmoilsofthesea:

Real life friends who see my tumblr:

I’m sorry

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.


YES!

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

YES!

captain-fucking-levi:

give-a-fuck-about-nature:

If performed on a human being, declawing would be like cutting off each finger at the last knuckle.

"Although common in North America, declawing is considered an act of animal cruelty in many countries."
Wake up America.

captain-fucking-levi:

give-a-fuck-about-nature:

If performed on a human being, declawing would be like cutting off each finger at the last knuckle.

"Although common in North America, declawing is considered an act of animal cruelty in many countries."

Wake up America.

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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soaringseagulls:

ihopemybodycantakeit:

masturbationgivynithforyou:

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YES YES YES I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE WATCHED THIS

Not enough unfs in the world